Scourge Chat Log

There is a great post on the forums that any WoW player should check out for a good laugh.

Coffee with Sargeras – http://cwsargeras.blogspot.com/

Here’s a preview:

[theLichKing]: Hey
[theLichKing]:
Anyone there?
[theLichKing]:
*drums fingers*
***User “Kel’Thuz4d” has entered the chat.***
[theLichKing]:
Hey man.
[Kel’Thuz4d]:
my liege
[theLichKing]:
Listen, there’s this thing I need you to do for me
[Kel’Thuz4d]:
anything my liege
[Kel’Thuz4d]:
what army must i lay to waste
[Kel’Thuz4d]:
whose lands shall i decimate for ur glory
[theLichKing]:
Um, yeah, I’m good on decimation for today. We’re going to hold off on the decimation for, like, a week or so.
[Kel’Thuz4d]:
ok?
[theLichKing]:
I was thinking. How much trouble do you think it would be to have a thermostat installed in the Throne Room?
[Kel’Thuz4d]:

[Kel’Thuz4d]:
y?
[theLichKing]:
It’s really really cold in here.
[theLichKing]:
I’m Lord of the Scourge. I think I should get a thermostat.
[Kel’Thuz4d]:
no its a frozen throne
[theLichKing]:
Right
[theLichKing]:
See that’s exactly what I’m talking about. The throne is frozen. The chair that I sit on all day? Literally a block of ice.
[theLichKing]:
It is so very, very cold.
[theLichKing]:
I actually cannot over-emphasize how cold I am on a daily basis.
[Kel’Thuz4d]:
but its supposed to be frozen
[Kel’Thuz4d]:
its the source of ur power

Read the rest at:  http://cwsargeras.blogspot.com/

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